Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses
teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked
over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one
foot from the hole.
Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree,
then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.
The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the
pond, a huge bass jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an eagle
swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass dropped the
ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! All of the sudden, a worm
popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.
Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad
plays."
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