There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a fanatic golfer. Every
Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and is golfing all
day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly,
gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the
course. It is raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain
and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to
the weather channel. From there he finds it's going to be bad weather all day
long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips
back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and says, "the weather out
there is terrible." To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out golfing?"
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