Well hello golfing friends Sunday was a great day. I have been golfing for 32 yrs and Sunday I was rewarded by the Golf Gods with my first Hole-One 165yrd hole number 13. I played the Links Golf Club in Hudson Florida. I have played there since 1992 what a rush just wanted to tell everyone. Have a Great day Fairways & Greens to all Ace
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of
strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex
life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be
meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and
sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get
an e... (824 more chars)
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always
met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00
Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be
10 minutes late. On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He
golfed right handed and won the round. Next Saturday rolls around, and George
says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up
right on time... (1040 more chars)
There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a fanatic golfer. Every
Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and is golfing all
day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly,
gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the
course. It is raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain
and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to
the w... (385 more chars)
Three golfers, a son, a father and a grandfather were getting ready to tee
off when a beautiful young woman asked if she could join them as a fourth. All
of the men eagerly agreed. The young woman asked only that they agree not to try
to coach or help her with her game. The guys said, "no problem," and they
started their round. To the men's surprise, the woman played a wonderful round,
and the men held to their promise not to interfere. On the last hole, she needed
a ... (858 more chars)
Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses
teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked
over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one
foot from the hole.
Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree,
then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.
The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for t... (445 more chars)
